Tuesday, August 28, 2007

My Embarrassing "Slippage"

Well most people dont ever like pokin fun at themselves.... but just like the title of my last blog "Should Woods"... I must tell everything, so here it goes. My good friend and I Chance-a-lot, who is also a fellow blogger and a damn good one at that (check his blog site out), decided to go to a well known raeggae club by the name of MONKS!!! ( see the excitment already)... Like normal I was feelin DJ Rebel's mixes on the stage doin the damn thing... haha... while on the stage dancing I happen to run into a couple of my close female friends who are HOT!!!! The dancing continues... I decided to try a new raeggae dance step that I so talentedly invented myself. Dont know the name yet. While trying to pull this new dance move off the left knee popped right outta socket and my ass ate shit....!!!!!!! Well being the true partier that I am, I jumped up, hobbled over and sat on the couch, bravely popped my knee back into socket and continued dancing... on the couch. Now most people would have been embarrassed when they fall, but not Woods. I continued partying until the wee hours of the morning and today my knee and me feel like a prostitute who put in a triple shift the night before.... yeah Im hurtin bad. But I'm already back on my feet, getting dressed and faithfully on my way to watch the Yankees beat Boston. And to all my fellow bloggers who have had an embarrassing moment, dont run from it baby, just embrace it!

2 comments:

chancelot said...

hey, yo at least a plant didn't kick your ass.

Hilary said...

I love it, wish I could have witnessed it first hand! I also like your analogy about the prostitute and the word, what was it...talentedly?