Pettite Rapes CoCo........

Well Well Well my fellow bloggers toninght was a very interesting evening. Why u ask, well i will tell u why cause the Yankees and RedSox played. And if you are a fan of either team then u know how stressful tonight has been. Now you are probably wondering wat does the title of my blog mean. Pettite is the starting pitcher for the yankees and a damn good starter at that. Coco is the center fielder for the sorry as sox's. Oh yeah his full name is Coco Crisp hahah! Who looks like he is playing the flute when he is up to the plate, strange i know. Well anyway tonight for some dumb ass reason the manager of the red sox decided to tell everyone that Coco was the greatest center fielder he has ever seen, and one to the announcers decided to agree with him. Well if u know anything about baseball u know that, that statement is a crock of shit. Anyway when i heard that comment it made me really want to watch Misses Crisp very closely. So while I was at the bar getting drunk with my fellow yankee fans, I was keeping tabs on Misses Crisp. So here are his stats tonight against Pettite: Misses Crisp went 0-3 with two strikeouts and a flyout, Wow what great numbers. Oh yeah he also went 0-1 against Rivera the yankees closer, which was also a strike out. Ok so your probably saying wat does that have to do with fielding. Well with a 5-3 lead Robinson Cano of the yankees hits a fly ball to Misses Crisp which he missed played and ran into the wall which gave Cano a triple in the 8th inning. WoW that Misses Crisp is great. So anyway the Yankees won tonight and there was some drunken disgruntled redsox trying to talk shit. But anyone who knows Woods and knows how much I love the Yankees you would know that this kid had no chance against the Prince of Trash Talking. So the point of this blog is to remind all you ignorant boston fans stop trying to make up fictional facts about your triple A players who for some reason are in the majors. And like the great Jim Rome would say "IM OUT"